Doctors, Their Clocks, and the Progress of Time
April 12, 2008
Brace for cliche, but I’m sick of Doctors being so damn late. With the exception of the blissful period where my doctor and neighbor were one in the same, I have never had the pleasure, nay courtesy, of a timely appointment. These people went to school, a fuck ton of school, the idea of scheduling a little wiggle room is certainly not beyond their grasp. I would even go as far as guessing temporal divignation is taught in the same class as handwriting obfuscation: Fundamentals of Frustration Induction. The office today was at least clever enough slow their clock five minutes, but what they really need is a clock which <i>runs</i> slow. Now, to my point, I’m starting a new product line, doctor clocks. They run at 5/7 the speed of normal clocks. By the time five rolls around it is barely noon, half days and less pissed off people. Tell your friends. Tell you physicians. I’m gonna be fucking rich.
